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Alessandra Ambrosio does some cleaning

Alessandra Ambrosio does some cleaning

Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted cleaning out her car yesterday after spending the day at the beach. I'm just glad the paparazzi captured shots of her doing regular everyday stuff. Sometimes the public forgets people as good looking as Alessandra and me are still regular people too. We supermodels have to clean out our cars just like everybody else, only afterwards when we walk down the street we're worshipped as gods and get bags of money thrown at us.

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Paris Hilton is an actress

Paris Hilton is an actress

Paris Hilton was spotted leaving a private acting coach carrying a copy of Ivana Chubbuck's "The Power Of Acting." Aww, isn't that cute? She actually believes she has talent. The odds of her becoming a respected actress are about as good as my pet turtle becoming an astronaut. I mean I've been giving him the reading materials, but sometimes I get the feeling his heart just isn't into it.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are married

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are married

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker got married in a civil ceremony in Paris today. The two will have a second ceremony tomorrow at Paris's Eglise Saint-Germain l'Auxerrois, followed by a lavish celebration at Vaux-le-Vicomte. Which is just a whole lot of words I have no idea how to say. I tried to learn some French from a Parisian woman once, but whenever she was around me all she could say were pleasurable moans.

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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are BFF

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are BFF

Paris Hilton showed up to Lindsay Lohan's Fourth of July bash hosted by A.J. Lamas (the son of Lorenzo Lamas), and the two apparently made peace. The NY Daily News reports:

"Paris has decided to give Lindsay a second chance," says a spy, noting that the two were cordial. "Paris was known as a bully ... she would form alliances. If a friend didn't like Lohan, then she wouldn't like Lohan. But she's through taking sides. She ...

Bai Ling might be married

Bai Ling might be married

Bai Ling was spotted outside club Area in LA on the Fourth of July and told paparazzi she had gotten married in Vegas earlier that day to Damon Elliot, the son of singer Dionne Warwick. Which is just absolutely insane. I mean, really, Mr. Damon Elliot? Bai Ling? You couldn't find a circus clown to marry? Or a monkey in a silly hat? I figure the marriage will last three weeks before Damon snaps and murders Bai Ling because ...

Jennifer Garner is afraid of the sun

Jennifer Garner is afraid of the sun

Jennifer Garner spent her Fourth of July surfing with Ben Affleck in Hawaii. Maybe surfing isn't the right word here. It looks more like a 'being pale' contest, and Jennifer is totally beating everybody in the entire world. When I first saw these I thought she was being played by a ghost. Then I got scared and hid in my closet for two hours. I mean, uh, I didn't get scared. What I meant to say was I ...

Diddy is a terrible host

Diddy is a terrible host

Diddy was set to host a party at Whitehouse in the Hamptons Tuesday night, but he showed up at 2:15 am and then only stayed an hour before collecting his paycheck and leaving with two girls. The NY Daily News reports:

No wonder his stay was brief: The only other semi-celeb in the house was Samantha Cole. "He hid behind security in the VIP room drinking Champagne," notes one guest. The Kim Porter -free mogul did find two ...



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