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Plastic Surgery Guess Who?

Plastic Surgery Guess Who?

Is that Goldie Hawn? No, just Nicole Richie fresh from receiving lip injections.

Starting young? Watch out, Nic, this is your future:

Nicole photo source: Trash Tonic Goldie photo source: Parstimes.com

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What’s Wrong with Salma Hayek’s Ensemble?

What’s Wrong with Salma Hayek’s Ensemble?

A pregnant Salma Hayek is pictured here looking very not good.

I think it’s the hat – what about you?

Does she not understand how to layer in chilly weather? – Is it the chunky boots? – Is Salma actually a Mr. F—mildly retarded female?

What went wrong?!

Alas, I think it’s now proven true, Salma doesn’t know how to dress a pregnant body. Contact us for help!

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Accessories Feud: Bug Sunglasses – Britney vs. Nicole

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Accessories Feud: Bug Sunglasses – Britney vs. Nicole

Now Britney Spears is jumping on, quite late, to the big sunglasses trend. She looks pretty freaky, so much in fact that I’m thinking little bug-sized, bug-eyed Nicole Richie looks much better. After all, it’s a signature element of her look. What do you think – who wins this fashion feud?

Photo sources: Style Spotlight archives and The Superficial

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Is Jenna Jameson – uh – Not swallowing – her uh – food?

Is Jenna Jameson – uh – Not swallowing – her uh – food?

Jenna Jameson is looking positively anorexic lately. Or bulimic is a choice, too, of course. She looks terrible!

I love the effect we get with this outfit of her tiny ankles showing in between boots and cuffed jeans. I just want to poke the photo hoping the tiny figure will break.

More evil thoughts: her "job" must be difficult. No more eating meat or swallowing – er- gravy. Yeah.

Source: The Superficial

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Rose McGowan, ALMOST Dressed

Rose McGowan, ALMOST Dressed

Rose McGowan, close to chic, but no cigar as you forgot the base; the first layer in your outfit. You went out of the house without a bra, nips a-pointin’ (very pointy and perky, but that’s just a side thing to notice [real?]) and flesh a-peekin’.

I guess once a Sexy Charmed vixen, always a little dirty. It’s too bad, because she almost had a presentable, suitable-for-the-office ensemble. What she really got was NSFW (not safe for work).

See the non-pixelated version, if you so desire, at The Superficial. (No judgement, just come back to our site!)

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Does Tara Reid Really Look Better?

Does Tara Reid Really Look Better?

Here Tara Reid is recently at the 2 Be Free fashion show, looking normal, with hip/young threads, good makeup and GR-REAT hair.

Does she really look better though, like permanently? I dunno. Check out this other recent photo of her, also while carrying that same Jimmy Choo. (Get info on the bag in the other post.) Can we forgive the bra-less peeka-boob?

Photo credit: Celeb Utopia

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Fergie Cleans Up!

Fergie Cleans Up!

Who woulda thunk? Fergie can clean up to look like a female, even a classy fashionista! I love the oh-so British coat.

She’s also carrying a spottable bag. A Balenciaga … what looks like a Giant City bag (large, plus there appears to be golden hardware). You can find this and similar Bbags at Diabro.net. The Giant City (in black here) sells for roughly $1437 USD.

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The Sexiest on the Red Carpet: Beyoncé

The Sexiest on the Red Carpet: Beyoncé

I’m amazed that a person can look this unbelievably good in a mere dress.

I give allll the credit to Beyoncé’s body, which must have grown curvier since finishing Dreamgirls.

Some didn’t like the jeweled "sash" piece, but I think it’s what makes the Armani gown an Oscar dress and not lingerie.

The shoes however, basket weave peep-toed ankle strap D’Orsays, did not go with the feel of the gown. Oh well, we can’t win ‘em all.

Photo source: Yahoo! Movies

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Jennifer Lopez Shone in Marchesa

Jennifer Lopez Shone in Marchesa

One of the top best-dressed at the 79th Annual Academy Awards was Jennifer Lopez. She shone on the red carpet even without a film to represent. Wearing a vintage Marchesa, Jen looked like a queen with gem strings adorning her chest.

Her hair was of the best as well. J Lo really looks best with a shorter style. One suggestion though is for her to put Frederick Fekkai Smooth Hair product on her tresses. No down ‘do is red-carpet ready without it.

Larger photos on click.

Photo source: Yahoo! Movies

Updated 2/27/07

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Well, I loved Jennifer Hudson’s Jacket

Well, I loved Jennifer Hudson’s Jacket

I know Jennifer Hudson’s bolero was different, futuristic, shimmering, poiny and huge, but I think it was perfectly suitable to the diva’s night that was about to unfold.

She was claiming that red carpet and screaming to everyone that she. is. fabulous! Hudson doesn’t have unlimited options with a fuller figure, and this awards season she has stuck to the simple lines that hug her curves – looking fabulous but always safe. So it’s no wonder that she had Oscar de la Renta custom-make the ensemble who added something special. This was Oscars. night. people! Let us have some fun, let her have a lot of fun! We need glamour and Jennifer was the most daring and least boring starlet of the night! With her three costume changes all being so amazing, it’s almost as if winning came second (but only because that was an obvious cinch!)

My one complaint was with the pockets in the gown, because when Jen stood on the red carpet, she awkwardly tucked her hands into them. She looked nervous, which was understandable but didn’t go with the whole point or give her due credit. See a picture below.

More photos:

Photo source: Yahoo! Movies

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