Roxy Chanel McPink

I'm an Excellent Driver

I'm an Excellent Driver

A Besotted Fairy Tale

A Besotted Fairy Tale

30th Birthday Madness: so Far No One Has Perished during the Celebrations, but We Haven't Shot Guns Yet

30th Birthday Madness: so Far No One Has Perished during the Celebrations, but We Haven't Shot Guns Yet

I'm a Loser, Baby

I'm a Loser, Baby

Freaks on a Friday

Freaks on a Friday

Ready to Party, Yet Emotionally Conflicted

Ready to Party, Yet Emotionally Conflicted

A Bottle of Red to Numb My Head

A Bottle of Red to Numb My Head

Better Luck Next Time

Better Luck Next Time

Ears Open, Mouth Shut

Ears Open, Mouth Shut

I Need Answers, Damn It!

I Need Answers, Damn It!

To do List: Replace Drinking and Eating with More Sex

To do List: Replace Drinking and Eating with More Sex

Didn't I Just Say I Was Going to Cut Back on Drinking?

Didn't I Just Say I Was Going to Cut Back on Drinking?

Red Beard Celebrates 30th; Puking Ensues

Red Beard Celebrates 30th; Puking Ensues

Thank You Coldplay and Darth Vader. without You, I Wouldn't Be Here Today

Thank You Coldplay and Darth Vader. without You, I Wouldn't Be Here Today

I {heart} Red Beard

I {heart} Red Beard

I Don't Need No Stinkin' Man (but I'll Keep Him Anyway)

I Don't Need No Stinkin' Man (but I'll Keep Him Anyway)

I Don't Know What I'd do if It Weren't for the Humping

I Don't Know What I'd do if It Weren't for the Humping

I Fucking Need You Now Tonight. I Fucking Need You More than Ever

I Fucking Need You Now Tonight. I Fucking Need You More than Ever

Brotherly Love from the City of Brotherly Love

Brotherly Love from the City of Brotherly Love

The Taming of the Shrew

The Taming of the Shrew

Boston and beyond

Boston and beyond

Tortured Artist or Ecstatic Novelist?

Tortured Artist or Ecstatic Novelist?

I'm a Nocturnal Rolling Trial Qualifier

I'm a Nocturnal Rolling Trial Qualifier

Yay. Some Excitement.

Yay. Some Excitement.

One Lucky Sonuvabitch

One Lucky Sonuvabitch

Why Don't Adults Have Nap Time?

Why Don't Adults Have Nap Time?

I'm Ready Already

I'm Ready Already

I Don't Pay Attention to Celebrity News Even Though This Post Clearly Demonstrates the Contrary

I Don't Pay Attention to Celebrity News Even Though This Post Clearly Demonstrates the Contrary

A Shocking Two Posts in One Day

A Shocking Two Posts in One Day

The Thing about Company Holiday Parties ...

The Thing about Company Holiday Parties ...