Jane Pratt claims she hot her some steamy lesbian sex action with Drew Barrymore. Noelle Hancock has the details over at Us Magazine.

Jane Pratt, the former editor of Jane magazine, claims she got it on like Donkey Kong with actress Drew Barrymore. Pratt — who was a frequent guest on Howard Stern’s show back in the day — recently announced on her new radio show, “One of my dreams is to return to Howard’s show and tell him the truth about Drew Barrymore and me.”

She says that years ago, Stern asked her on-air if she had ever had sex with a woman. At the time, she answered “yes,” but then demurred when he asked if it was someone famous.

“It was someone famous,” she confessed on her show. “I did have sex with Drew Barrymore.”

No word on when the event took place (perhaps in Drew’s “f–king nudist bird” years), although Barrymore did appear on the cover of the debut issue of Jane back in 1997.

A rep for Barrymore had no comment.

ASL’s Lisa Timmons has the better headline: “Former Jane Mag Editor Claims She Had Hot Lesbo Sex With Drew Barrymore.”

Drew has admitted in the past that she likes the ladies.

Boys on the Side: She’s been married twice. In 1994 she married bar owner Jeremy Thomas. They divorced after 11 months. She then married Actor Tom Green and divorced him in 2001.

Coming Out: Drew’s relationships with men have been public, but her bisexuality was kept hidden for some time. Finally in 2003 Barrymore admitted she is bisexual.

Loves the Ladies: Drew says she’s had numerous affairs with women and will continue to do so. “Do I like women sexually? Yes, I do. Totally,” she admits.

Women are Beautiful: Drew says, “I think a woman and a woman together are beautiful, just as a man and a woman together are beautiful.”

Many men would agree.

Anyway, anyone want to bet on when the “Drew Barrymore – Jane Pratt sex tape” hits the Internets?

Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith has replaced the sleazy Tara Conner as Miss USA.

Rachel Smith realized she had a real shot at the Miss USA crown when she made it to the top 15. Next up was the swimsuit portion of the pageant, and the journalism graduate from Tennessee told herself: “I’m just going to work it.” Smith, 21, ultimately bested 50 other aspiring beauty queens to win the title of Miss USA on Friday night.

The 5-foot, 11-inch-tall brunette is a graduate of Belmont University and a former intern for the production company behind “The Oprah Winfrey Show.”

“I’m speechless at this point, I really am,” Smith said after the pageant.

Contestants from all 50 states and the District of Columbia competed to succeed Miss USA Tara Conner, who entered rehab after accounts surfaced suggesting she was boozing at New York clubs. The Kentucky native was in danger of losing her crown, but Donald Trump, who co-owns the pageant with NBC, gave her a second chance.

The telecast didn’t shy away from the controversy, opening with a string of news and interview clips about Conner’s woes. Then, the 21-year-old blonde emerged onstage wearing a strapless, ruffled gown. “It has been the most unforgettable year of my life and I’m back, and better than ever,” Conner said to wild applause from the audience at the Kodak Theatre.

Smith, of Clarksville, Tenn., edged out top finalists Meagan Yvonne Tandy of California; Cara Renee Gorges of Kansas; Helen Salas of Nevada; and Danielle Lacourse of Rhode Island, who was named the first runner-up.

I like that she uses phrases like “Work it,” acknowledging that beauty pageants are just high class strip shows, except they don’t get quite as naked. Although, come to think of it, a lot of them do naked photo spreads, too.

Drunken Stepfather has the Kim Kardashian – Ray-J sex tape, broken down into four video segments. He also has numerous still photo screen captures.

The pics are disgusting enough that I don’t want to see the videos but, judging from the search engines, people wanna see for themselves. He’s provided embeddable videos, which I’ve included below the fold.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape – Part 1

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape – Part 2

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape – Part 3

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape – Part 4

Time to break out those fake IDs!

A brothel in Germany hopes to capitalize on the growing number of retirees by offering them a 50 percent discount for sex in the afternoon. The “Pascha” in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above — provided they can prove they are old enough.

“All clients need to do is show us some proof of age,” said a spokesman for the brothel’s managing director Armin Lobscheid. “A ‘normal session’ costs 50 euros with us — and we’re now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests.”

“We don’t earn as much money, but we’re establishing ourselves across a broader range of age groups,” he added.

Guys that old would probably rather take a nap than visit a hooker. Ha!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Britney Spears attempted suicide.

A headline from The National Enquirer reads, “BRITNEY ATTEMPTS SUICIDE. THE DRAMATIC RESCUE THAT SAVED HER LIFE.”

According to various reports, which detail the Enquirer’s story: “The source for Enquirer claimed, ‘After she shaved off her hair, Britney had a complete breakdown and tried to kill herself.’” “A source told the publication: ‘Britney was crying and said “A source told the publication: ‘Britney was crying and said
she would kill herself if she lost the boys.’”

“Britney apparently tried walking directly into oncoming traffic, but a member of her staff grabbed her.”

‘During the night, she escaped and tried to walk into oncoming traffic. Britney said she wanted to kill herself. She later grabbed a bottle of Xanax and said she’d take the whole bottle – she didn’t care what happened to her.

It’s the Enquirer and they’ve been wrong once or twice. Still, she’s one messed up chick so anything’s possible.

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