Christina Aguilera is hot in red, but why the hell is she married to Jordan Bratman? Either he has a 12 inch penis or he is extremely good with women, which leads me to my next point. Jordan Bratman would make millions of dollars if he would write an ebook on how he managed to trick one of the hottest celebrities into marrying him. However, there really must be some sort of catch… He must have paid her because that is the only logical explanation.

More Christina Aguilera:

Christina Aguilera is Half Naked
Christina Aguilera: Beauty and the Beast
Christina Aguilera is a Tease

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Although I found myself admiring Jennifer Walcott bikini pictures, Gisele Bundchen in this photo shoot is one thousand times better. She’s naked! Or well, not fully nude, but close enough. Leonardo DiCaprio, although he has been linked to beautiful women such as Bar Refaeli, Gisele has only slept with 5 penises, as of May of 2006.