Hopefully Britney Spears is a cleaner and more sane person after checking out of Promises Rehab Center after barely a month in the joint. Most inmates usually stay 45 days. To read more about what goes on at these swanky celeb rehab centers then read this well written article.

Spears “has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program,” her manager, Larry Rudolph, said in a statement late Tuesday night.

A friend says the 25-year-old pop star “is doing fine.”

I doubt 20-something days in rehab fixed Ms. Bi-Polar but I hope so for her kid’s sake. I believe Brit and K-Fed will reconcile and realize that they are were they are because of each other. I wrote earlier this week a post ‘23 Reasons How Madonna’s Kiss Cursed Britney Spears‘. After viewing the list you will agree that Madge’s kiss started Brit’s downfall.

Be sure to check out the original post about Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness. Our first round of the tournament is now complete.  You can view the bracket below and yesterday’s results at the bottom of this post. Today starts the quarterfinals with Britney Spears v. Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise v. Michael Jackson.

Britney ‘Baldie’ Spears (1) rolled through the first round dominating Madonna. Today she goes crotch-to-crotch with former BFF Paris ‘Always Open’ Hilton (5).  Paris has avoided rehab so far but is one of the main reasons why Britney is currently in rehab. Both have made multiple idiotic mistakes over the past year and overdosed us all on their bare crotches.  Vote and help decide who advances to the next round.

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Tom ‘Alien Heels’ Cruise (1) beat Donald Trump in the first round to face Michael Jackson (4) who ousted Brandon Davis by the largest percentage of the first round.  This could be the game of the tournament and no for sure fire winner can be predicted.  Tom and Jacko would make a cute couple though and have had the same ‘injection-less’ role in creating their children. 

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Click to View the Complete Hollywood March Madness Bracket

Here are the results from day four of the first round of Hollywood March Madness:

Kate Moss upset Tara Reid by garnering 60% of the vote. Moss will advance to play Lindsay Lohan in the next round of Hollywood March Madness.

(19 votes 40%) Tara Reid (3)
(29 votes 60%) Kate Moss (6) Winner

Mel Gibson upset bad boy Kevin Federline. K-Fed’s rehabbed image since Britney went cuckoo had to help him avoid getting beat by Mad Max. Mel’s crazed DUI arrest was enough to help secure him a spot in the next round of Hollywood March Madness:

(16 votes 39%) Kevin Federline (3)
(25 votes 61%) Mel Gibson (6) Winner

Al Gore breaks Capital Hill hearing rules over his appearance before committee- U.S. Senate

Woman with sick cats sues over bad cat food- Yahoo! Biz

Arnold Schwarzenegger says he is not Rush Limbaugh’s servant- L.A. Times

Russia pulling out of Iran’s nuclear bomb project- AP

John Edwards claims his mega-mansion is carbon neutral- Business and Media Institute

Soldier fathers child two years after dying in Iraq- CNN

Louisiana governor Kathleen Blanco will not seek reelection- Fox News

First guilty plea takes place in internet steroids ring- MSNBC