I still don't know who Ashley Tisdale is, but she's still in Hawaii wearing bikinis and that's good enough for me. Although it's freaking me out that she's 22-year-old and somehow manages to look 12. I'd suggest a time machine, but everybody knows the only use for a time machine is to go back in time and capture a Brontosaurus. "Ferrari, eh? Pretty nice ride. STOMP!"

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