I promised you asses in bikinis yesterday and by golly, I keep my promises. Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated America’s independence on the beach in a bikini. She’s so patriotic. Her hobbies include flaunting her body and smoking. My hobbies include lighting things on fire. Love connection? I think so. And while I don’t enjoy making out with ash trays, this time I’ll make an exception. You hear that Alessandra? There better be tongue and lots of it.

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