If you don't understand why I'm posting these shots of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini you really don't belong on the site. I'm not even sure if you belong on the planet. And I don't want to perpetuate any of the unrealistic body images set by society, but if you don't look this good in a bikini you should seriously consider just lighting your face on fire.

NOTE: Can you believe Alessandra Ambrosio and Britney Spears were born ...