This guy i sit next to in Spanish is really nice. I like hiim aloot. He is kind, really funny and cute. His name is Nathan. I want to ask him out but i dont know how to do it because i dont want it to ruin our friendship, if he says no. PLEASE someone give me some advice. Ive looked through alot of your articles and none have been succesful, i only sit next to him 3 times a week and sit near him 2 times. He is also in my form. I really like him and think about him ALL the time. I hope he reads this. xxxxx

Not all women are passive agressive bitches, who treat men like little boys and get irrationally mad at them. Please don’t perpetuate these stereotypes because it makes idiots think they are true.

I know! :)) I did the same when I read that post :))

I wish they handed these out to little boys at their first day in Elementary school… Would have made things so much easier for every one! ;)

This means “annoyed” you should understand what is being said. “Nevermind” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to tear you a new one. “Nevermind” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” end with “Fine” and you being cut off from something.

Thanks! (and I mean it this time :) It’s great to know what men mean when they say those things.

Thanks!

(1) Fine: This is the word a man uses in reply to a question from a woman when he really doesn’t care and the truth will start an argument. For example, “How did you like my kumquat soufflé?” or “How does my butt look in these jeans?”.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is how long a man tells a woman she has in hopes of leaving within an hour. If a man is watching the game, five minutes is the amount of time a man must delay helping around the house until the woman gives up and does whatever chore she would have redone after he finished anyway.

(3) Nothing: Literally nothing.

(4) Go Ahead: This is permission. Whatever it is, as long as it doesn’t require any effort from the man and leaves the TV unobstructed, Please Go Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: Rarely an actual sigh. This is either to cover a yawn, which would probably make the woman madder, or some other bodily noise, which will definitely make the woman madder. .

(6) That’s Okay: Usually means the man wasn’t listening.

(7) Thanks: A man is thanking you and he probably means it, unless you are offering advice on construction projects, stereo hook-ups or travel directions.

(8) Whatever: Is a man’s way of saying “If I stop arguing now, there’s a slim chance I might still get some tonight.”

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: A man’s way of saying that he thinks he can do something, he’s not sure exactly how, and that everyone involved will definitely be happier if the woman doesn’t look until he’s done.