7 Most Ridiculous as Seen on TV Products ...

I love TV infomericals because they’re so hilarious. I had no idea who many things I was doing wrong, how many ways I could improve my life! There are so many ridiculous products being shown on TV, for sale, that I couldn’t resist putting together a list of my favorites. Note that these don’t even include the sex aids. Yow!

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Booty-pop

Booty-pop Price: $19.95 at buybootypop.com
Are you kidding me? Padded panties? I don’t even know where to start about how this product is so wrong. Like we women haven’t been told for years that our breasts aren’t large or perky enough, now we have to hear that our butts aren’t either? Seriously? What’s next, Crotchy-pop for boys?

Bump-its

Bump-its Price: $9.99 at asseenontv.com
Sure, the style right now may call for teasing your hair a little, but you can usually spot a hair-do accentuated with a Bump-It from a mile away. It’s sort of like the push-up bra for hair. If you can’t get the look with a teasing comb and some spray, then just leave it alone.

Age Away

Age Away Price: $17.95 at asseenontv.com
Really? How much of a hassle is it to dye your roots? Are you ever in so much of a hurry that this pen makes any sort of sense? No. Take the time to dye your roots the right way, or face the consequences of this ridiculously unsuccessful product. Your roots will look worse than when you started.

Collegiate Snuggie

Collegiate Snuggie Price: $19.95 at asseenontv.com
News flash: if you buy a Snuggie of any print or color for your college student, he or she will be ostracized and perhaps even beaten. This patch of fleece will ruin your child’s hope of a social life while at college, giving them plenty of time to focus on their studies, or think of a plot to get even with you.

HairMax Laser Comb

HairMax Laser Comb Price: $498.00 at asseenontv.com
For this price, this fancy comb had better re-grow all kinds of hair. Does it work? I really doubt it. It’s a laser attached to a comb. Keep your money in your wallet and save it for a good toupee instead… or better yet, just accept your bald spot with grace, mister, or shave your head. The site claims there are “no worrisome side effects.” Like what, hair growth?

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Long Reach Comfort Wipe

Long Reach Comfort Wipe Price: $9.95 at asseenontv.com
If I ever get so obese or disabled that I can’t reach around to wipe my own butt, hire me a nurse. A male nurse. A hot male nurse. Named Sven. Who can wipe for me, so I won’t have to order this wretched device.

Neckline Slimmer

Neckline Slimmer Price: $19.95 at buynecklineslimmer.com
Riiight. This product may actual help tone your neckline, but if you buy this, be aware that you’re going to have to use it in the closet, in the dark, where no-one else can see you. Really. I’m serious. It’s ridiculous. I’m not even kidding.

These top my list of the most ridiculous “as seen on TV” products, but I know there are so many more! Which products have you seen for sale on TV that made you laugh? Or have you ever actually tried any of these? Please share… I’m dying to see more!

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@ashley i got a snuggie for xmas and i love it! of course u can get a blanket and use it but my apt's been freezing and the LL turned off the heat for the summer and its been cooler, so i use the snuggie its so warm and i can lightweight at the same time...not to sound like a infomerical haha. and how can i dye my roots the "RIGHT" way?? do a hairdying including roots, article :D thatd be cool

I found some gem stone/astronecklace commercial really hilarious.

"News flash: if you buy a Snuggie of any print or color for your college student, he or she will be ostracized and perhaps even beaten. This patch of fleece will ruin your childâ€™s hope of a social life while at college, giving them plenty of time to focus on their studies, or think of a plot to get even with you." not even, im in college, and i love snuggies. and so does everyone i know.

I haven't even heard of some of those! They're just so pointless! Smdh if any one bought any of those lol

Sorry, but you can't really say there's anything wrong with the root cover-up. I use a similar one to cover up my blonde roots when I dye my hair darker. To be honest, it is quite a hassle to dye your roots, and who has the time to do that? Using a root cover-up is easier, and yes, it does actually work.

....need I bring up shakeweights? :P

I feel this article isnt really valid because the writer hasn't even used these products so you really can't classify them as useless. Unless if you know someone who has tried it and finds out that it doesnt work. You just cant GUESS that these wont work! So i personally think that this article makes zero sense. No offence

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