Dumb jokes are fun, don't you think?
So many of them tickle my funny bone, even though they're real groaners.
These are the top 6 lame jokes that make me laugh.
I'm serious, most of them are really awful – so if they make you laugh too, be sure to say so!
I don't want to be alone!
1. The Canada Joke
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Three men were hiking in the wilds north of America, in the country that is now known as Canada.
They gradually realize that they are exploring undiscovered territory.
Man 1 looks at his buddies, clearly excited.
“I think we discovered a new land, eh!” He says enthusiastically.
“We're venturing where no #men have ever gone before, eh,” Man 2 agrees, also excited.
“Let's name it,” Man 3 decides.
“We'll each pick a letter, so it'll be fair, eh!”
The three of them agree to this method, and Man 1 begins.
“C, eh,” Man 1 starts.
“N, eh,” Man 2 continues.
“D, eh,” Man 3 finishes.
And that's how Canada got its name!
I know, that's really horrible, right?
I read that in a joke book when I was eight years old, and it's still my favorite.
It's actually the thing that first sparked my love of Canada, and made me so determined to visit the country one day.
For the record, even at eight, I was well aware that Canadians do not say “eh” after everything – but I did make my Canadian friend spit water when I shared it with him!