Valentine's Day is just right around the corner. While it may be natural for us to only talk about lovely celebrity couples being all loved up, I thought it would be great to throw celebrities breaking up into the mix as well. Please be informed that some of these are just colorful rumors at this point. Only time will tell if they really are true. Also, one hook up is meant to be a joke.
1. Jesus and Madonna Over?
From the get go, this pairing was doomed. I don't have anything against the age gap. It just seems that Madonna, in my opinion, does not need a man. For one thing, no man could ever be as strong-willed as she is. Also, no man will ever be able to handle all her needs and wants. I think Madonna will be perfectly fine without a partner. She can raise her kids, be an international star, and remain an icon all on her own.
2. Hayden Panettiere Steps Out with Boxer Boyfriend
Now here is a girl who loves her men older. As in 10+ years older. Again, I have nothing against it. She did say interesting things about how the paparazzi and the public (READ: US) ruin relationships. Do you agree? Do you feel sorry for her? Controversy aside, I like her new hair color.
3. Gerard Butler and Reese Witherspoon Hook Up?
Another rumor that sounds interestingly exciting. But didn't we just see photos of Gerard ramming his tongue down a random girl's throat several days ago? I don't exactly peg Reese as someone who will fall for a player. He will break her heart! Considering the source (Star Magazine), we can stop worrying about sweet Reese.
4. Lindsay Lohan and Joaquin Phoenix Part Two
Reports say that they partied together recently. Nothing juicy about that except you don't really need much of an imagination to know just how exactly these two party. Besides, there were rumors before of them hooking up. This was around three years ago. Lindsay has reportedly claimed that they have really done the deed. Wonder what substances were involved in that act.
5. Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend Over?
This is just a rumor as well but if this turns out to be true, I'd be sad. Theirs is a pairing that have always looked rock solid. Reports say that after nine years, they now feel that they are nothing more than just brothers and sisters. Well, that's just sad.
6. John Mayer and Taylor Swift Dating
Okay, WHAT?! For some reason, I don't know how I feel about this (aside from the initial shock). On one hand, they do seem like a perfect match. Both are musicians. They seem to have the same level of fame. On the other hand, their personalities don't seem to jive. Taylor is sweet and young. John, in my opinion, is too worldly for her. But that's just me.
7. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Share a Tender Moment
Well, they're not together together. They just felt like kissing when they were named knights in the National Order of Arts and Letters by Minister of Culture Frederic Mitterand. But the two do have a movie coming out where they play two men in love with each other. Sounds exciting.