7 Best Dumping Lines ...

By Melanie

7 Best Dumping Lines ...

Okay, I am goin to give you the 7 best dumping lines. Well, they’re not really the “best,” but they ARE the best at being weird! They always say that you should be unique in what you do, but where do we draw the line with unique. Personally, I have never used any of the dumping lines I am about to give you. I have always believed in just coming out and telling the truth, even if the truth is something that hurts. Below, I am going to start giving you those dumping lines!

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10

Magic Ball

“Break up with you? If you were to break up with your magic 8 ball right now, I guarantee you the answer would not start with an N.”

9

Dumpsville

“Welcome to Dumpsville! Population: YOU!”

8

Name Game

“Oh hi Jon or was it Steve? Oh it’s Jake, right? I mean Sam?” Yes, the name game will definitely make things obvious.

7

Second Half

“I am going out of town tonight. Pay no attention to my look alike when you see them around.”

6

Asked out

“Do you remember when I asked you out? Yeah well, I really was not talking to you. I was really talking to the guy behind you, but you responded and I felt bad.”

Famous Quotes

Meaning is not what you start with but what you end up with.

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5

The Old Line

“It’s me, not you.” Yes, this is the old, boring line that you, yourself may have said more than once in your life.

4

I Know What You Did!

This one only works the best if he really did not do anything. “Cries – I know what you did! I know! How could you? Why would you? Why would you want to?” Then run out the door and don’t answer your phone or return the call. If you do happen to accidentally talk to them, tell them you don’t want to talk about it ever again, that it’s just too disturbing.

3

Horoscope

Hey, if you have a horoscope, you have to believe it, right? “Look at the horoscope! It says that I have a new love in my life. Well, you know what they say, I am a firm believer, so I have got to follow my star.”

2

Help out

“I would like to help you out. Would you like that? Okay, so which way did you come in because that is the way out?”

1

Roses Are Red

We could always go the traditional way with something like “Roses are red, violets are blue. Your best friend just got dumped and so did you!”

Those are the 7 best dumping lines. If you have used any of these lines before, no one is going to make fun of you – we might just laugh though at learning the experience you have had afterwards and what the other half said to them. NOW, do you think you are unique enough to use any of these lines? If so, which of these lines would you use? Which of the lines have you used before and which of the lines would you never use?

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I had been talking to a guy recently and had been dropping very extreme hints that we weren't going to be together anymore. One day he texted me calling me baby, and after he questioned me telling him he shouldn't call me baby anymore.. I asked him "Do you think we're together?" and he said "Of course" and all I could say back was "Yeah, no we're not." Some guys just don't get it. I had been telling him for days before that we weren't an item anymore and it finally just took me telling him "We're not together and I don't want to be with anyone right now."

probably not the best person to reply, but you will never know if you don't ask, right? and the dumping is a little too much...sometimes when people are deeply - or blindly affectionate about someone they tend to cease all other neural functions. even those who have highly developed mental abilities would also fall prey - - - people forget how to even empathize nowadays

So I like this guy Evan he like me but I don't want to ask him out cuz for some reason I'm scard witch have asked out guys but with Evan it's diffrent with him I need anwsers fast.(HELP!!!<3

LOL.. I don't have the heart to do that. I just try to be kind to any guys, even when dumping the ones I'm not keen on =)

A good one is "It's not you it's me- no, yeah it's you... BYE!"

ask him outttt tony get your man !!!! life is too short not to have what you want

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