18. Timber!

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A tree in your neighborhood fell into the street, blocking the road.

The Department of Transportation will respond as soon as they can, but who knows when that will be?

Every #girl needs a chainsaw, like this super-macho one by Husqvarna:

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Price: $129.99 at amazon.com