16. Stomach Bug

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You've caught a stomach virus.

This one's great because you can claim whatever hour length you need… 18-hour stomach virus, 24-hour, 48-hour bug… suits your needs!

You’ll need some colored pencils, like these, to go with it, if you’ll be sick in bed:

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Price: $6.29 at amazon.com