Last Monday, I had yet another round of interviews at the offices of my favorite prospective employer. [I’ve had so many interviews that I believe they should start paying me for this.] But it went well, and so I was further encouraged.
That night, Red Beard and I went out for sushi. Over dinner, we discussed existentialist literature. He graciously overlooked it when I wrongly blurted out, “Dante’s Inferno!” instead of Sartre’s No Exit. Red Beard is a bit of an intellectual, while I am intellectually lazy, so his patience in this regard often saves me from total mortification while I stride to keep up with his mental rigor.
In other words, we’re nerds and we know it. And that’s just fine with us.
Tuesday, Red Beard went to work and I went to the gym. As I zoned out to Chamillionaire’s Ridin’ on Mtv (“Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty.” Such a catchy little ditty, that one) my cell phone rang. It was Prospective Employer. I scrambled to mute the television, but ultimately realized it would be wiser to actually get off the elliptical and catch my breath before speaking. I opted to allow the call to go to voicemail.
I quit my workout and assessed my mental agility. Not good. I went back up to the apartment and had a quick lunch and a little caffeine – but not enough to get me jittery – to induce the correct level of alertness and perkiness. Then I sat down in front of the computer so I could take notes and return the phone call.
The role I’m trying for is editorial in nature, and so Prospective Employer gave me a homework assignment to come up with some ideas for two series of articles, weekly and monthly, for a set demographic within a constrained topical area. He gave me a week to complete the assignment, laughingly apologized for giving me homework while I’d be in Aruba, and we politely hung up.
Damn it damn it damn it. I’d been hoping for an offer, not another hurdle.
But I was immediately flooded with ideas. I began typing thoughts as quickly as they came. Then I hopped in the shower while I thought some more. I hurriedly dressed and sat back down at the computer so I could take down a few additional inspirations. Then it really sunk in that I had to bring this crap with me to Aruba. What a freakin’ drag.
When Red Beard got home, I explained why his bed was covered with my summer wardrobe and why I hadn’t finished packing my bags for our trip. Our plan had been that I would pack during the day, then I would cook dinner and clean up while it was his turn to pack. Since it looked like a bomb went off in my luggage and exploded sundresses and bikinis all over his room, that plan obviously needed revising.
We didn’t have much time to dwell on the situation, since we had a few errands to run. We went out and bought Red Beard a couple cool summer shirts and stopped at the bank for cash. When we got back home, I began to heat the pork loin and prepare some sweet potatoes for boiling while he opened up his suitcase on the dining room table.
After attempting to slice open a still-raw hunk o’pork several times, I became frustrated as time neared 10. This dinner was only supposed to take 20 minutes to roast, and it was taking more like 40. The potatoes had been long mashed, and Red Beard had set them in the microwave to keep warm.
Finally, dinner was ready. The fact that Red Beard enjoyed his meal made me feel much less like a culinary disaster. I almost never cook, and so I was a rather nervous to test my domesticity (or seeming lack thereof) on the object of my affection.
Once we finally climbed into bed, Red Beard turned his head on his pillow and said to me, “I don’t think I can sleep! I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve!” But we managed to sleep at least a little bit, and we got ourselves to the airport the next morning early enough to hit the bar during the 8 o’clock morning hour.
… To be continued …
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