20 Funny Jokes about Men …
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December 9, 2010 at 12:58 am
Hey! Ladies I love U all; I know U have a sense of humour as large as the Pacific, so crack ur ribs with the following:
1. QUESTION OF THE DAY??? How do you
know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
2. QUESTION OF THE DAY??? Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
3. QUESTION OF THE DAY??? Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
4. QUESTION OF THE DAY??? If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
5. QUESTION OF THE DAY??? How is a handgun better than a woman?
You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
December 9, 2010 at 7:32 am
Men DO fart more than women, don’t they!
No but seriously, these were pretty funny/ Thanks for sharing :)
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