#14
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.:
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
#15
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said,
“I’ve found a man just like father!”.
Her mother replied,
“So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
#16
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
#17
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
#18
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house
#19
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.
#20
Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway! :)
20+ Ridiculous Phrases Men Use to Break up with Us …
So now you should be feeling a little happier, so grab a chick flick and some popcorn and celebrate being the better sex.
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Good job!!!!
Thanks,I needed a good laugh today….Monday at work is always like Friday the 13th…
This is rediculous. Look in the dictionary for the definition of the word commitment. And the jokes about men being immature, yeah women mature faster than men, up until they hit 16, then women STOP maturing. and chivalry is dead because women killed it. Not our fault.
Im sure this will be good fodder for the angry ladies who read this. Enjoy blastin me!
im not even going to comment on that last one
lol… really funny.. two thumbs up!!
im going to share this with all my girl friends. this gave me a good laugh.
centavo took this way too seriously.
this was funny!
it was cool lol
It may seem funny to some ladies, but many men, such as myself, would never stoop to spreading “jokes” like these about women. Am I taking it too seriously? Maybe, but I wonder why people feel the need to bash each other, even if it’s supposedly in jest. Respect is a two-way street.
Why do I sense that men sound quite defensive here…..how many “blond” jokes do they ever spread around. We all are just having some fun…..no need to take it so seriously.
There IS love in the air!!
Yep ! this thing is right about men that they are dumb,or why do you think that we would get married !
Is this blog titled “All Women’s Talk” or “All Women Stalk?”
to Jamie:
Nice question :)
Initially it was called “All Women’s Talk” but then, somewhere along the way we changed it to “All Women Stalk” to spice things up a little bit :)
centavo, why would you look up jokes about men if you are a man and get offended easily? You just did it to be anti. These R funny. Pff…Anti’s…
This is coming a ‘lil late but yeah Centavo, why WOULD you look this up? You need to loosen up! As Jack Black would say “loosey-goosey babe loosey-goosey” :D
I completely agree with centavo, women are the ones who killed chivalry and it all started around 1960 when they started becoming obsessed with pop-culture and they let their materialism rule their lives. Why should men try to be with a woman who cares about nothing but looking pretty, all a woman should care about is looking pretty to her husband and all a man should care about is pleasing his wife. When a man truly loves a woman it doesnt take any make-up or high hills to make him attracted to her, but men these days rarely fall in love with women so in order for men to change women must change first. And dont hate on men just because we’re the stronger gender.. we cant help it that God needed to create someone to fight in wars and defend our nations.
Umm ok Ben. Thanks for ruining the post on jokes by posting something totally unrelated. Or was that a joke too? “dont hate on men just because we’re the stronger gender..”