Joke 7 …
A real church blooper:
“This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.”
Joke 8 …
A real church blooper:
“Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.”
Joke 9 …
A real church blooper:
“A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.”
Joke 10 …
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Joke 11 …
A real church blooper:
“Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.”
Joke 12 …
A real church blooper:
“The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.”
Happy Easter, everyone! :))
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