Joke 1 …

Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A. He was having a bad hare day! :)

Joke 2 …

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside The Pastor said to him:

“You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

The Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”

He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service. “

Joke 3 …

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. 
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

Joke 4 …

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? 
A. He doesn’t want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.

Joke 5 …

Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A. Join the Hare Force.

Joke 6 … 

Do-It-Yourself Easter Kit: 2 boards, 3 nails, and a martyr!