Ah, men. As a member of the female population, I adore them so much. Trust me, having men flock to you at occasions and events can really boost your self esteem. I decided to compile my personal list of how to attract not random guys, but the most delicious men out there.
1. Smell good.
I hate to break it to you, ladies, but guys can’t smell our personalities. Attraction is instinctual. Smell is one of the most primitive senses both men and women. Use this info to your best advantage.
2. Be Megan Fox, not Paris Hilton.
Megan Fox’s appeal derives from being a symbol of pure sex. She’s gorgeous, dresses well, and…well, that’s about it. Megan represents sex without explicitly flaunting it, and guys want her. On the other hand, Paris Hilton has been road hard and put away wet. Tabloid escapades, sex tapes, and disposable men make you look slutty rather than sexy. Don’t label yourself as a woman of impudent excess. It’s demeaning and unhealthy for your hoo-ha.
3. Know what a Wookie is.
From my experience, guys hold a special place in their hearts for some sort of fantastical escapism like Star Wars. Respect that. Don’t insult what they hold in high regard. How would you feel if a guy told you that The Notebook meant nothing because it was fantasy?
4. Respect men in tights.
Guys love athletics. The guys that I’m attracted to are usually fanatical about sports. Don’t undermine what they enjoy and don’t try to change them! It’s just a sport!
5. Do NOT talk about lady problems…period.
Talking about surfing the crimson wave is verbal repellant to guys. This is uncomfortable subject matter for guys. In fact, when I’m on a bad date with a total loser, I can easily end the date when I mention my period. It works every time…and I got a free dinner!
6. Inspire confidence.
Attraction for guys is instinctual. Do you think a frumpy sweater will land his eye? No. Dress your best. You’ll feel good about yourself, and guys flock to that.
Wonderful list!
Everything is true, especially the smiling part!
Careful with #8, don’t be too overly sexy or you’ll contradict #2
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I need these tips! Especially now that the holidays are approaching. Being single during the holidays is just awful…
Btw, “How would you feel if a guy told you that The Notebook meant nothing because it was fantasy?” *gasp*
I might punch the guy =)
Great article!
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Helping tips..
I need to shut up about the sports subject and let him be but I hate footbal! Lol..
And I hate Paris Hilton! *UgH*
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Xannyyy,
I hate sports too. When I move in with a guy, I’m gonna make sure we have two televisions =)
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I liked #10 and 11. Thanks
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Inez,
Try them out and let us know if you managed to attract some delicious men ;)
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#3 had me laughing hard! :D
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Meream,
I have to say, me too! :)
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Sheila,
Even with two I still hate it and don’t let him watch a game in peace! LOL!
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Lol Xannyyy, poor boyfriend. How would you feel if he did the same when you are watching your favorite shows? =)
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hey hey. :D. soo, haha its me and my friends grad year. i will tell you what has happened up to this point with me and my guy friend.
so first it was last year we knew each other but not that well, he would radomly stop me in the hall ways and ask a question like, could he have a ride home, or stuff like that.
this year we wound up finally having a class together, he would come over and compliment on my art work, and after a couple weeks decided to come and sit at my table with me and hasnt left. the look he gives me, i can feel it shock my back haha. when i told him i had a phone, he sad he didnt have one, two days later he got one, and asked for my number right away over fb chat. i dont know if it was just coincidental though that he got a phone.
so he texts me constantly, and gave me song really awsome songs to listen too, some about love, some about problems. sometimes flirts pretty heavily.like wanting to cook with me, wanting to go snomobiling, crude jokes =P, that i do actually find funny, hehe
but like 2 days ago he hasnt really been enthusiastic with texting, some very plain messages, but always very grinny and lovable at school, being a sweety.
so yeah i dont know what has gotten into him the last 2 days, as far as i know i have been acting the same as i ever have.
i know him and one of his female friends are close, have been for years, he said there friendship is on the rocks and all, and he trusts me way more as a friend, but still. i dont know bout’ that.
so yeah last like 2 days very plain- non-enthusiastic, fun texts, and doesnt reply for a long time, but same at school/when i see him. thanks for your time.
IM SOOO FATTTT hahahaha
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Hey Bubblesss,
Maybe he’s just going through some stuff. And in person, maybe he just doesn’t want you to see that something’s bothering him. But you are good friends…So f you think he’s acting a little off, just ask him and talk to him about it. And besides, it’s only been 2 days. Maybe its just a phase that he’ll grow out of….
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Bubblesss,
If your rather close to this guy, why don’t you ask him what’s bothering him?
Maybe he have some kind of problems at the moment which aren’t leaving him to be himself.
And I don’t think it’s particularly you as you act the same always!
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Sheila,
You really had me thinking with what you said. You’re right.
Poor thing he never argues when we see something like.. The note book, A walk to remember or The time’s traveller’s wife.. Soooo romantic!! LOL!
I should give in a bit but I get so bored at times that I can’t resist! :P
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Xannyyy,
Awww! Well you don’t have to do it all the time. Maybe once a week or so. I’m sure he’ll reward you in special ways! :D
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Sheila,
Yeah you’re right.
Besides everyone needs some time to enjoy him self in things he likes!
And his is football, so.. :)
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hey, i really need help.
there is a guy at school that i really like and i think that he likes me. he flirts all the time when i’m with him and friends and i sometimes catch him looking at me. i got his phone number and texted him. he was always nice and texted back. when it’s just me and him he’s really different. he talks to me differently and doesn’t flirt. kinda… we just talk and he asks me about everything like do i play any sports, do i have any sibling, all stuff about me. when it’s just us it’s like he really cares. i read all this stuff on the internet about what i should do and it said to just tell him how i feel. i did. i told him i like him but then everything kinda fell apart. we don’t talk that much anymore. he still says hi and i sometimes catch him looking at me in class. but i really don’t know what to do. i still really like him but i don’t know about him… please help!!
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Hey he he lol.
Well I guess he either doesn’t like you back and doesn’t want to lead you on or maybe he just needs time to get out of his shell. Give him some space so that he can fiigure out what he wants. And maybe you can try talking to him normally after that.
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He he he lol,
Well seeing his reaction I would think he doesn’t like me back.
I would give him space, act normally around him and let him decide what he’ll do by time!
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Sheila,
Hehe..
I listen cause I know what a great freind and person you are!! :)
Thanks babe.
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Xannyyy,
Anytime hun :)
My own love life may not be one to talk much about but I know exactly what advice to give to others. Like they say, those who can’t do teach.
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Can I just say this is by far THE best post I have read. Ok! Not THE best… but it ranks right next to that anal sex one… Can you ladies send this across to ALL the women in the world. Especially the boobies bit. (You can also append booty too)
Mucho Gracias
ps: I think that means Many thanks in spanish. I think.
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Zenmaster,
I see a lot of comments from you. Are you trying to win the $50 Sephora card. Are you? I don’t think makeup would suit you. :p
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@sheila :-| I confess I was bored and your’s is the only blog (well sorta) I can access from me office apart from the guardian…
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Zenmaster,
Loll! It all makes sense now…
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Hey Xannyyy,
I’m glad I’m getting through to you :)
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