While I do not believe that you should fake an orgasm as it could lead to misunderstandings with your partner and make him think he is doing it right, when he really isn’t.
But if you really need to fake orgasm – for any reason – because you are running out of time, you have had a long day or you have already had one, you should try the following tips:
10. Make sure you keep your eyes closed.
If you do not keep your eyes closed, you are never going to fool your sex partner.
9. Make an occasional gasp.
It’ll make him feel as if you are getting close to that big moment. A couple of gasps will fool him if you are not a big fan of noises in bed.
8. Panting helps.
Change your breathing pattern and start panting slightly. Instead of breathing normally, mix things up a bit by inhaling a couple of times, then exhaling once. You see, when you orgasm, the breathing has a tendency to come and go sporadically.
7. Grab the sheets or pillows.
If he is looking at you and sees you reaching for something to hold onto, he will think that you are close to that magical moment.
6. Master the moaning.
Moan gently and slowly let your moans get louder and louder. You need to make the same noises you do during a real one in order to be convincing. Don’t let him know you even know how to fake orgasm!
Haha! Been there done that :p You can’t really help it though. Some guys just wont give up till they give you an orgasm. I appreciate the effort…really I do but sometimes it’s just not going to happen and the only way to get them to stop is to fake it. *evil grin*
This…This…This is just plain mean… you girls are mean…
HAHA hilarious! Sorry Zennmaster but some girls need guidelines on how to do this properly. They could be lifesavers. ;-)
And Sheila, you are evil (in a good way, of course.) Haha I’d give you a high five if I could :D
Meream,
Virtual high five right back at ya ;)
Hi Melanie! Interesting post…..I don’t like to fake it, I just said the true always, that I don’t have :)
lol this is horrible! I feel sorry for any girl that has to do that with their partner : /
but then again… if you did this, they would believe it lol
I heard it from a friend that usually girls don’t reach their limit as fast as guys…. So that friend told us that she had to fake orgasms when her partner was uhh reaching his limit too…
Hey Jen,
Girls do take longer, that’s true. Men are kind of easy. But it sucks that your friend fakes orgasms everytime. She should try giving her partner a chance. Maybe he will take care of her needs if she lets him
Just don’t! It’s a fraud for him and for you… :( Well… what if he knew that you’re faking… how he would feel? That’s sad – I would never want to be in his position :( And it can become worse – faking it everytime :(
DDD and Xannyyy,
Agreed faking it is like cheating him but I don’t know ….sometimes you can’t help it. Personally, I find it so hard to say no! Btw DDD, we women have an advantage considering men can’t really “fake it” know what I mean?
Looooool @ Your comment Sheila. Naughty you!! Sweet as ever! :)
Well I don’t recommend this to any girl! If you want to please a guy by faking an orgasm remember it’s not fair to him or even you. If you’re faking, he’s thinking he’s doing great and every time you’ll get bored. If you’re tired or aren’t in the mood just say so. I’m quite truthful in my feelings, even though sometimes if hurts to say no, it better the truth!
> Still I have to say it!!
I enjoyed reading this and had a good laugh! :)
Why would anyone try to fake an orgasm?? For me “because you are running out of time, you have had a long day or you have already had one!” are no argument. You have to be a pretty stupid person if you think you’re gaining something out of this and that you HAVE to fake it. If you don’t have an orgasm maybe it’s because you’re one of the almost 50% of women who can’t reach orgasm only with penetration or you’re partner doesn’t know how to please you or you don’t try to please yourself while he’s inside you, etc.
I think a woman NEVER has to fake it because it creates an illution, an idea of satisfaction that is completly fake an only leads to self frustration and misscomunication with your partner. Don’t lie to yourself, don’t lie to him.
I think it would be more usefull to use the arguments I quouted to express why you didn’t come. And then try to do something about it. There are hundreads of ways to came. Try them!
Greetings from Argentina. Nice blog!
Hey Sun,
Thanks for your comment! Like I said before, I really think sometimes it’s okay to fake it. Yeah, there’s a problem if you have to fake it everytime and have never had a real orgasm or whatever but other than that once in a while, I don’t see the big deal. Just my point of view. Again, thanks for stopping by :)
Haha Sheila,
I think at least about men that can’t fake it.. We have an advantage :D
Sun,
Thanks for sharing those interesting thoughts…
Well for those who fakes orgasm, there should be a post to help them come… Maybe some points where never thought of and it should be great for who’s in this problem! Better than faking!
In defense of all quintessential inconsiderate and insensitive bastards/jerks/men/Me, women don’t know when men fake it cos women don’t ask the Question “did you come?” like men do… we tend to keep these things under cover (no euphemism there)
Zenmaster,
Umm there’s usually visual proof when men come. So there’s never been any reason to ask them.
Zenmaster!
Quite right on that!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Ok! I don’t feel like laughing anymore cos suddenly “Don’t put off the lights” the song is running in me head. :-/
@ Zenmaster…Lol!!! Out of curiosity , have you ever managed to successfully fake an orgasm??
This is horrible, I have been with the same guy for almost 2 years and have never had to fake an orgasm, if he’s not giving you an orgasm maybe you should find a new partner!! People seem to forget that sex is an important part of any relationship once you’ve gotten past getting to know someone, it’s important and if you’re not attracted to him that way then stop stringing him along, I would never stay with a man that doesn’t know how to please me!!!
@Sheila – The answer is Yes! Was with a woman who Barney Stinson would say had crazy eyes. I was blind and dumb. (Nothing new there considering I am a man and all)
@Ann – Completely agree with what you said. Pity how many women fail to realize what you said…
Interesting subject. Sex is only fun if you can experience an orgasm. If girls start faking an orgasm, then I would say that you are all missing a lot in life. The most enjoyable pleasure in this world is sex. If you do not get this pleasure, that is, not getting an orgasm, I sympathise with you.
A man and woman should both reach orgasm when they have sex. It is an art. Sex needs to be studied. How to bring a woman to orgasm. It is all where you touch them while having sex. Try different positions and make sure the woman is also touched at the right spot that make a reach mind-blowing orgasm. Faking an orgasm only makes a woman frustrated after having sex,
VictorStephens,
I’ve read that women don’t necessarily need to have an orgasm everytime to enjoy sex. I mean seriously how many can claim to have an orgasm every single time?? Or is it just me? I still love sex :p