I have to admit, I have read some funny stuff in my past about different things. Recently, I read a list of funny things about the woman’s clitoris that people, particularly guys, thought were true. Take note that comments are welcome, but I am not the one that came up with these myths, I am just telling you about them. Some come from words I have heard from people and out of books, while others come from blogs on the Internet. Below are 10 funniest myths about women’s clitoris that I have ever seen…
10. Girls Pee Out of the Butt
I had a friend for the longest time that insisted that girls pee out of their butts! He believed this one until he was twenty years old. Today, he is a certified EMT. Can you imagine the irony?
9. Girls Pee Out of the Vagina
Sure, this one goes with peeing out of the butt, but I have also read that they pee out of their vagina on a blog. I don’t know who it was posted by or how old they are, but you and I both know that they do not pee from there, unless they are…aliens?
8. Some Women Don’t Have a Clitoris?
For Real?! You have got to be kidding me? Oh, this is a myth. Sure, some have really small ones, while other ones have really big ones and the hood does not cover them. Every woman out there, unless they have been circumcised, which happens in some countries is the proud owner of a clit.
These are great… I have heard the myth about how we pee out of our vaginas… it cracked me up and I had to gently tell a guy friend that wasn’t the way things worked down there.
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i have an issue with this article. you blow out the myths that women pee from their anus or from their vagina, yet you mention in #5 that women urinate from their clitoris. please tell me that was either continued sarcasm or a typo rather than an attempt at fact. women urinate from their urethra, which is positioned between the clitoris and vaginal opening. for the love of anatomy, please at least edit your post to prevent FURTHER myth spreading.
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This is really funny, can’t believe people think this.
Thank god for bio and sex ed class =P
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Hey Melanie,
Ok number 2. I am actually one of those women. Its not that I don’t enjoy it but I’m so self conscious that the selfconsciousness usually takes over the pleasure. It takes a long time for me to get use to the guy and enjoy it.
Amanda,
Thanks for pointing that out. We’ll have it edited right away :)
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Clits are not sensitive?….omg that’s really a myth :))It’s a good article…some of the guys should read it :)
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Tavia, thank you. Yes, some of the guys definitely need to read it. hehe.
~Melanie
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Number 5?
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numero uno. clit piercings don’t hurt? well lets just say that it was the most painful piercing that i have ever gotten. its horrible and it bleeds like crazy. i kept it for like 2 years and got rid of it lol.
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Vanisha,
Ouch! Sounds pretty damn bad! My ears are the only thing pierced and that’s as far as I’m ever going to go. No more body holes…except for the ones I already have =)
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I want some guys to read thisss!!
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Xannyyy,
Get your boyfriend to ;)
Though I’m hoping for your sake that he knows everything he needs to know about a woman’s clitoris …Ha ha
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I read it,and I’m a guy.Well,I do feel sorry for your pain, but clits are sensitive,and aren’t supposed to have a needle rammed through them,or the hood. (weren’t designed for that)
jamie
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Sheila,
Loooooooool!
Yeah he’s very informative about those things :P
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Xannyyy,
Thank God for that=)
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Sheila,
Yeah :P
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For a long time I thought women had 2 clit’s and one of them was called the G-spot (which obviously is NOT the clit) But I blame the girl with 2 vagina’s and me mates for pushing me down the well of myths and dead persian messengers.
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Regarding #9…I’m guy so maybe I’m missing the specifics of it all but if someone asked you where your urethra was located what would you say? Seems to me that would be like saying guys don’t pee from their penis, they pee from their urethra. I realize that the vagina is the passage between the uterus and the vulva but splitting hairs to make someone look foolish is cheap.
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Lol Aaron,
The thing is men just have one hole down there so it wouldn’t technically be wrong to say they peeout of their penis. Women have two holes (excluding the anus), a vaginal opening and a urethral opening so they really don’t pee out of their vaginas.
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P.S. the rest are pretty funny tho…XD
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